0 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,080 I know what you're thinking. 1 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,150 Pretty weird choice for a host, huh? 2 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:28,388 Who better than a sneaky little bad boy rolling around town such as myself? 3 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,758 Let me straight up with you. 4 00:01:30,892 --> 00:01:33,828 This is the kind of place it's going to make you feel uncomfortable. 5 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:36,030 I can promise you that. 6 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,665 You may laugh. 7 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,734 You may get offended. 8 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,002 Don't worry, 9 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,671 that's the whole fucking point. 10 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:47,307 You see here we don't believe in dreams. 11 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,777 We live in nightmares. 12 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,846 Still don't get it yet, 13 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,180 do ya? 14 00:01:54,082 --> 00:01:55,683 Speaking of not getting it to the 15 00:01:55,817 --> 00:01:58,920 right of me is the Thompsons residence. 16 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:04,124 On the surface, Thompson seems like your everyday all American young couple. 17 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,894 But tonight that's going to change. 18 00:02:07,028 --> 00:02:08,096 For tonight... 19 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,731 Is game night. 20 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,146 Uh oh. 21 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,216 Who invited these guys, come on guys welcome in! 22 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,785 Good to see you, good to see you! 23 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,787 We got wine and stuff girls, IPA for the 24 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,722 big man, and we got a bunch of chips. 25 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,401 Basically used to be, but I don't remember being. 26 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,394 I don't ever and I've seen any man. 27 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:41,863 Well I can't do the math. 28 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,931 - I can't do the trick. - I have the magic. 29 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,590 Uh oh. My turn? 30 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,959 Right hand blue. Blue. 31 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,630 Alright brace for impact guys I'm bending over for this one, so... 32 00:03:16,898 --> 00:03:17,999 That's what she said. 33 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,302 Who's she? 34 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,943 That's funny. 35 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,779 Who is she? 36 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,286 Are you serious? 37 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,724 No. 38 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,537 Left hand red. 39 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:17,424 - Goodnight guys! - What are you talking about? 40 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,594 - Have a good night. - Thank you guys. 41 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,062 Good night! Bye! 42 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:24,165 Yeah great, thanks for coming. 43 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,134 You OK? Yeah. 44 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,502 Okay. 45 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:37,444 That's what he said. 46 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,748 Who is she? 47 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:43,050 She. 48 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,690 OK, so I saw those curtains on Wayfair, 49 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:25,593 the uhm, the space curtains. 50 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,195 It sounds ugly but it's not. 51 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,263 It's really cute 52 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,098 so I'm thinking the space curtains in the 53 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:34,068 bedroom and then we move the bedroom curtains into 54 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:37,337 the other rooms and nobody ever has to see it again. 55 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,573 It's disgusting. 56 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,074 Then we can move... 57 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,479 Yeah, once we do that then. 58 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:55,957 You know what I mean? 59 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,193 Anyway, yeah, so I think you could do that... 60 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,691 Who is she? 61 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,721 Hey honey. 62 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:01,889 Uhm... 63 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,692 What's going on here? 64 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:12,767 OK, because you know it's one thing if you can't do the dishes, 65 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:18,438 but it looks like you're peeing in jars so... 66 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,109 Dishes... 67 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:24,477 Oh, the dishes... 68 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,547 Yeah, the dishes. 69 00:07:27,048 --> 00:07:28,816 It's what I said. 70 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,187 What? 71 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,456 Did you shit on the fridge? 72 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:41,829 That's what you said. 73 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,834 Excuse me. 74 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,936 You said? 75 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,205 Honey. 76 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:54,508 Do you have any idea what I've been through? 77 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:59,547 You know how hard things have been for me? 78 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,317 Oh my God. I've been having some ideas. 79 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:05,886 Floating around in my head. 80 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:09,156 Trying to figure out who she is. 81 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,625 Who's she? 82 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,828 There you are. 83 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:15,896 You... 84 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,899 that's what you said. 85 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,769 It's what you said. 86 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:26,273 That's what you said, honey. That's what you said... 87 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:28,919 - I don't know what you're talking about... - That's what you said! 88 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,312 That's what you said. 89 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,914 Okay stop, please, stop okay. 90 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:38,486 Just just breathe okay let's just breathe. 91 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,021 OK. 92 00:08:40,488 --> 00:08:42,723 Honey look at yourself. 93 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,693 What are you talking about? 94 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,130 I'm sorry I don't know what I did. 95 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,032 I didn't mean to do anything. 96 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:52,299 I'm so sorry, 97 00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:54,535 Okay? 98 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,508 I just want my husband back. 99 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,375 Can I have him back? 100 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:05,212 Can I just have my normal husband back OK? 101 00:09:05,346 --> 00:09:06,847 You're right. 102 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,749 I'm so sorry. 103 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,285 It's okay... 104 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,757 Well, I've been acting weird. 105 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,161 I've been, uh, 106 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,730 acting strange so... 107 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,033 It's embarrassing. 108 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,201 Uh. 109 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:29,070 All right. 110 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:34,041 Mid life crisis alert, I'm gonna do the dishes. 111 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,912 Sorry about that. 112 00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:40,014 Uh. 113 00:09:40,549 --> 00:09:41,849 Don't know what that was so... 114 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,752 Let me just... 115 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,699 No. No honey, there is one thing. 116 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,835 About the dishes. 117 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:06,273 I could use a hand. 118 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,050 - Get it in the hole! - Help me! 119 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,586 - Please! - Get in the hole! 120 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,253 Just get it in the hole! 121 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,558 Squeal like a pig baby! Scream like a freaking baby! 122 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,259 Fucking baby! 123 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,732 It's game night. 124 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:39,039 She has a fan. 125 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,543 No. 126 00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:06,000 I am she. 127 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,904 Oh my God, 128 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:14,375 I'm so sorry you guys... 129 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,210 What are you doing bud? 130 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,679 I am her, she is me. 131 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,814 I am always she. 132 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,717 Call 911? 133 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:25,252 Please. 134 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,056 Okay... 135 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:46,740 It's OK, honey, we're right behind you, OK? 136 00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,621 Alright. 137 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,823 Your wife's pretty cute man. 138 00:12:02,957 --> 00:12:04,225 Gonna have to get you better, 139 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,293 or I'm going to steal her from you. 140 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:08,362 Heart rate is dropping seems to be leveling out. 141 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,199 Sir, can you hear us? 142 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:15,202 Sir, nod if you can hear us, OK. 143 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,706 Looks like someone's coming back to reality. 144 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:22,176 You're gonna feel a little pinch here on the count of three, OK? 145 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,978 1... 2... 3... 146 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:27,915 It's gonna make you feel a lot better. 147 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,817 How's that feel? 148 00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:31,218 It feel... 149 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:32,687 It feels good. 150 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,188 I feel good. 151 00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,927 That's what she said. 152 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,764 We're coming in with a male unknown- 153 00:12:47,001 --> 00:12:49,303 That doesn't sound good. 154 00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:54,375 See that's why I gotta stop taking these night shifts. 155 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:55,809 I can tell you. 156 00:12:56,176 --> 00:13:00,114 Nothing good ever happens after 10:00 PM. 157 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,248 Anyways. 158 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,083 I'm hungry. 159 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,925 This is Edna. 160 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:19,466 She's full of dreams and ideas that never came to be. 161 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,037 She spends most nights here crying alone 162 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,306 in this dusty kitchen. 163 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:30,077 Revisiting the better times of her memory. 164 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:34,281 Pretty depressing stuff, huh? 165 00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:37,851 The only clear and constant thought that crosses her mind. 166 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,954 Is if she only had a man to get through life with, 167 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,856 maybe things will get better 168 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,859 but only had a man to get through life with. 169 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,029 Maybe things will get better. 170 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,101 Trip to Aspen this year was amazing. 171 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,136 So incredible yeah, we stayed at the scene. 172 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,773 Yeah. Oh my God I love it. 173 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,307 It was so nice. 174 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:07,414 Yeah no but the spa's way better. 175 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:11,118 It's way better. And Stephen took his clients there last year... 176 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:30,672 She didn't want to be here anymore. 177 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,474 So she chose a bridge. 178 00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:38,680 She listened for a voice to stop her. 179 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:40,381 But it never came. 180 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:48,055 Only the daunting whispers of wind pushing her further to the edge. 181 00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:52,827 Then... 182 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,730 when she least expected it... 183 00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:59,299 Something grabbed her attention. 184 00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:34,428 Oh my God, that looks so good. 185 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,966 Oh I've also been spitballing some names. 186 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,636 What do you think about Ricky, hmmm? 187 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:43,805 Yay or nay? 188 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,340 Yay! 189 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,208 Ready! Here comes the airplane. 190 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:02,657 She finally found a man to get through life with. 191 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,759 Things were better. 192 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:10,097 He was everything she ever wanted. 193 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,567 A good listener. 194 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:17,170 A shoulder to lean on. 195 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,476 The strong silent type. 196 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,282 The prom date she never had. 197 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,620 She was so glad they met. 198 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:34,321 I'm so glad we met. 199 00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:38,425 And although he may have been dead. 200 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,261 For the first time in years. 201 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,130 She was alive. 202 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,506 Oooh. 203 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,675 Can't even begin to tell you, 204 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:58,546 how long, so long, we've been waiting for Edna to find a man. 205 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,317 Not that long. 206 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,694 All right, 207 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:13,827 subject change, 208 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,496 So... Ricky, 209 00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:20,602 tell us about yourself, what do you do? 210 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,203 He's so cute, 211 00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:25,540 and so shy. 212 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,709 Busy bee... OK, you know what, 213 00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:30,410 I can't, I there's no way I can do this. 214 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:32,513 Nope. Do what. 215 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,282 Are you? 216 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,987 Seriously gonna make me say this right now. 217 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,287 Mm-hmm 218 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,625 He's... 219 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:44,892 He's dead. 220 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,528 He's dead. 221 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:50,197 Can you please just try and be happy for me just for once 222 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,799 I would be happy for you if you 223 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:54,234 brought a boyfriend along that was alive. 224 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:57,605 - God. Can you stop? - He's not so. 225 00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:58,772 He's not. 226 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,575 I get it all right. 227 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,977 Please stop. Edna. 228 00:19:03,111 --> 00:19:05,421 - You're embarrassing me in front of my date. - You can't do this. 229 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,147 - Yes I can. - There's nobody... 230 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,850 Oh my God! 231 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:10,685 - No. - Oh God uhm. 232 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,454 I find a man that I am in love with 233 00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,189 and you can't even be happy for me. 234 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,192 It's disgusting. I would not tell her what is going on here, 235 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,161 - I... uhm... - Yo. 236 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,329 Help me out here. 237 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,364 Uhm... Well. 238 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,504 Yeah, it's pretty disturbing. 239 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:30,437 Edna. 240 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,339 You can't do this. 241 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:37,344 I'm really worried about your mental health. 242 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,748 Fine. 243 00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,418 That's the way you feel. 244 00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,622 Come on Ricky. 245 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:51,959 They hate us because they ain't us. 246 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,761 Yeah, that's it. 247 00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,228 Oh I'm so... 248 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,230 sorry. 249 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,801 Got him, there, okay... 250 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:05,139 I'm never going to be able to come here again. 251 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,241 So I was thinking we could go to 252 00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:12,379 don't know the beach or something tomorrow. 253 00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:16,651 I know you're not the biggest fan of water, but. 254 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:17,919 I don't know. 255 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,756 We could do a picnic or... 256 00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:40,208 They never did make it to the beach. 257 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,443 Instead, she just stayed up for days, 258 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:47,347 fueled by her friend's harsh opinions. 259 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:50,484 In fact, the more time that passed, 260 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:54,522 the more lifeless he seemed to become. 261 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,626 Then once again, 262 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,328 when she least expected. 263 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,832 Something grabbed her attention. 264 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,956 What happened to me? 265 00:24:18,592 --> 00:24:20,561 You weren't dead. 266 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:25,599 And I brought you back to life. 267 00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:31,806 That was pretty cool of you. 268 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:44,018 He explained how his actual name was Cider. 269 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,520 My actual name is cider. 270 00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:48,089 Really? 271 00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,924 - Like the drink? - I know it's biblical. 272 00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:53,761 It means liqueur derived from the juice of fruits. 273 00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:56,530 Yeah, so like the drink. 274 00:24:57,398 --> 00:24:58,666 Sure. 275 00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,201 Uh... well... 276 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,503 It's just, I've been calling you Ricky so... 277 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:03,636 Ricky? Yeah. 278 00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:05,673 Man do I seem Latin to you? 279 00:25:05,806 --> 00:25:08,509 No, no, I just, always liked that name. 280 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,478 Let's just stick with Cider. 281 00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:12,213 I feel like it's part of my core. 282 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,681 It's part of my essence. 283 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:15,649 Oh yeah, of course. 284 00:25:15,783 --> 00:25:17,918 I mean it is your name. 285 00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:21,622 Rename you that's crazy. 286 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,093 I'm dying for a grilled cheese. 287 00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,428 Doesn't that sound good? 288 00:25:27,561 --> 00:25:29,430 Those are fattening. 289 00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:31,298 This place is really cool, 290 00:25:31,432 --> 00:25:33,543 but it seems like they're trying to capitalize on a young generation, 291 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,202 revisiting vintage Americana, 292 00:25:35,336 --> 00:25:38,205 and I would think that would include vegan options to just show 293 00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:39,740 a nod to that generation. 294 00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:41,208 Hey, we know you, we get you. 295 00:25:41,342 --> 00:25:42,543 We know what you want. 296 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,378 Oh I didn't know you're a vegan. 297 00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:46,180 No I'm not. 298 00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,750 But... 299 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:54,055 You don't have to be vegan to care. 300 00:26:01,796 --> 00:26:04,298 What are you laughing at? 301 00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:06,934 OK, be honest. What do you think? 302 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:12,740 My houseless friend Vic spent two years collecting clothes and reclaimed fabrics, 303 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:19,847 and we gave birth to this outfit right after our first experience with the DMT. 304 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,349 That's exactly what it looks like. 305 00:26:22,483 --> 00:26:23,552 No, 306 00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:26,887 I think it makes my ass pop too. 307 00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,202 What's uh? 308 00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:43,538 What's this? 309 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:49,276 Well, I didn't want to come right out and say it, but this is me. 310 00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:50,644 Really? 311 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:52,980 That's you. 312 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:58,385 - Singing... - Singing, drumming, strumming, producing. 313 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,956 I spent three years of my life traveling with Russian hobos 314 00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:04,291 on the back of a cargo train and I wrote this song. 315 00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:05,594 It's about that- 316 00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:10,397 Oh shh, shh, Shut up. 317 00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:11,799 Wait. 318 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,536 This is my favorite part. 319 00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:16,670 This is the real genius seed. 320 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,920 Come on, look at what I'm doing. 321 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,310 - Lower body. Lower. - Like this? 322 00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:31,312 Like th- Lower! 323 00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:32,846 Like. Ah. 324 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,082 Yeah, it's not really your fault, it's your body. 325 00:28:37,985 --> 00:28:40,387 OK, ready, watch this. 326 00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,699 It was then she realized she was never going to let 327 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:28,936 her happiness be dependent on another human again. 328 00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:30,938 As he forwarded down that river, 329 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:36,076 she realized that true importance and power of independence. 330 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,279 The lonesome nights and string of bad dates 331 00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:43,150 were a dream compared to the nightmare she called Rick. 332 00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,687 But whatever the fuck his name was, 333 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,622 as you'll see in our next story, 334 00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:50,457 we're going to focus on the power of friendship. 335 00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:52,627 Might want to grab some popcorn on this one. 336 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,130 It's about to get wild. 337 00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:12,479 3 little piggies came to the market. 338 00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:14,783 Everyone get the fuck down. 339 00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:17,017 I said everyone get the fuck down! 340 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,921 Not you fat boy. 341 00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,423 Get up. 342 00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:24,559 We're going to make this nice and easy. 343 00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:26,160 You do exactly as we say. 344 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:28,495 Let us do our thing and that's it. 345 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,397 Do you understand? 346 00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,499 Do you understand!? 347 00:30:33,735 --> 00:30:35,069 Why you doing this? 348 00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:38,272 What a great question. 349 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:01,763 Dude you've been looking at her all night. Just go talk to her. 350 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,130 Why do you do this? 351 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,465 Do what? 352 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:06,133 Push me. 353 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:08,102 I don't push you. Luke do I push him? 354 00:31:08,235 --> 00:31:09,370 You're trying to help? 355 00:31:09,504 --> 00:31:11,573 He's trying to help. Thank you. 356 00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:15,943 Listen guys, I appreciate the sentiment and everything but I'm fine..I... I... 357 00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:17,545 I don't need it. 358 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:19,848 You know why you guys do this every week after week. 359 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,014 No. 360 00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:24,552 Because you guys have settled down, we've gotten older, 361 00:31:24,686 --> 00:31:27,756 you've gotten comfy and listen, there's nothing wrong with that at all. 362 00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,256 It's totally fine, 363 00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:32,493 but you guys want to go talk to a girl like that. 364 00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:34,194 I don't, you do. 365 00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,029 Okay. 366 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:39,066 And you project that onto me and it's Wow. 367 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:40,599 - I'm projecting? - You're laughing, 368 00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:42,345 it's true though. I'm trying to help you out. 369 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,649 What kind of friends would we be 370 00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:45,305 if we weren't trying to get you laid? 371 00:31:45,439 --> 00:31:47,341 You guys would be awesome friends, like friends 372 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,511 that I would wanna come out with every Wednesday 373 00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:52,079 and do this kind of shit but this... 374 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,882 tired of it. 375 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,282 Jesus man. 376 00:31:56,183 --> 00:32:00,789 Sorry, it's just it's more complicated than you guys would think okay? 377 00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:03,357 - What's so complicated about it? - There you go pushing. 378 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,527 I'm not pushing. I'm asking a question. 379 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:06,960 He's asking a question. 380 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,506 A friendly question. It's out a concern. 381 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:12,299 - Stop being so sensitive. - I can't come. 382 00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:13,568 OK. 383 00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,103 Say what? 384 00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:18,071 I... 385 00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:19,541 Come here. 386 00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:21,709 No come here. 387 00:32:23,243 --> 00:32:25,078 I can't come. 388 00:32:25,914 --> 00:32:28,348 I've never been able to. 389 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:30,718 What like never? 390 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,188 Once. 391 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:36,691 I came close. 392 00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:40,360 I was like 14. 393 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,297 Was laying in bed and I. 394 00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,199 Figured why not. 395 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,569 And so I. 396 00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,647 Was in the middle of going at it, and I 397 00:32:49,671 --> 00:32:53,073 heard a window break in the other room. 398 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,341 And I got out of bed. 399 00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,544 I pulled up my pants and... 400 00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:59,246 Peaked my little head around the corner. 401 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:02,015 There was this burglar. 402 00:33:03,217 --> 00:33:06,320 He was just taking a bunch of my dad's shit. 403 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:09,924 Shit, so you're like traumatized, 404 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,060 that's that's the thing I... 405 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,996 I sat there and I, I watched him. 406 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,464 I... 407 00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:19,834 And lo and behold, I... 408 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,637 Was as hard as a rock. 409 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:31,613 Wait, what? 410 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:35,148 It's like the more shit this guy grabbed. 411 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:37,117 And the heavier his... 412 00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:39,319 His breathing got. 413 00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,154 The harder I got. 414 00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:45,259 I was weirdly kind of hot. 415 00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:51,031 So like I said. 416 00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:55,737 It's a lot more complicated than you would think. 417 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,205 Yeah. 418 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,481 So shots or... 419 00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,183 I have an idea. 420 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:38,312 Take it all, then let's kill the kid. 421 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,615 Sounds good. 422 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:53,761 Should we like cut off his face and take turns wearing it? 423 00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:55,329 Yeah. 424 00:34:59,033 --> 00:35:00,133 Guys I... 425 00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:02,102 I know it's you. 426 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,105 Okay. You gotta die now! 427 00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:07,575 Can you get that out of my eyes please? It's really early. 428 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,944 - Are you hard? - Nope. 429 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,346 - You sure? - Positive. 430 00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,682 - Can we see it? - Nope. 431 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,284 What what was it that didn't work? 432 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:20,855 I can 100% see your faces right now. 433 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:25,760 Well, that's super disappointing. 434 00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:28,630 I want to go, this is stupid. 435 00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:29,597 Okay. 436 00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:32,700 - Bye dude sweet dreams. - Yup. 437 00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:02,664 Jimmy, this is getting ridiculous man. 438 00:36:02,797 --> 00:36:04,164 We almost had him man. 439 00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,499 No, no, we didn't. 440 00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:09,003 We need something bigger, something better. 441 00:36:09,137 --> 00:36:10,404 Like what? 442 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,479 Why are you doing this? 443 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:20,982 Anything? 444 00:36:21,949 --> 00:36:24,251 No. 445 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,253 What about this? 446 00:36:28,056 --> 00:36:29,857 No no. 447 00:36:30,758 --> 00:36:32,192 Fuck! 448 00:36:36,097 --> 00:36:37,999 The fuck! No! 449 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:42,603 I need you to be fucking straight with me right here right now, is this happening? 450 00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:46,040 - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know! 451 00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:47,407 I'm sorry! 452 00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:52,547 What? 453 00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:58,720 Get down. 454 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:00,855 KCPD! 455 00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:02,228 - Get down! - Put your gun down! 456 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:03,758 Put your fucking gun down! 457 00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:10,665 Get on the ground now! On the ground, there you go! 458 00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:11,999 Don't move. 459 00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:16,738 Oh Jesus. 460 00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:20,074 We gotta guy down over here. 461 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:51,371 I'm sorry. 462 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,675 This was huge mistake. 463 00:37:58,112 --> 00:37:59,379 No. 464 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,485 It wasn't. 465 00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:27,809 We gotta go! 466 00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:33,781 Hold your ground! 467 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:43,423 Don't do it! 468 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,595 Drop the gun! 469 00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,708 What kind of friends would we be? 470 00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:36,811 If we were trying to get laid. 471 00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:41,048 The best friends. 472 00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:44,986 The best freaking friends I ever had. 473 00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:22,283 Hey baby girl baby girl. 474 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:27,154 Yep, I just just dropped off my last package. 475 00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,625 That's cool. 476 00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:35,930 But hey listen, I got 2 words for you 477 00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:37,665 red box. 478 00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:40,468 Yep. 479 00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:42,837 Daddy is going to pick up a little flick and 480 00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:46,874 then he's going to give you a little di- 481 00:41:51,712 --> 00:41:54,882 Hey, let me let me call you back. 482 00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,491 Hello. 483 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:49,296 - Kritika Express, I need a signature here! - In the back! 484 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:53,667 We're uh, we're advised not to do that, Sir. 485 00:43:54,603 --> 00:43:58,272 I just need a signature and I'll be on my way. 486 00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:00,641 Try and find me. 487 00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:06,780 OK... 488 00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:43,150 Hello. 489 00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:48,222 Sir. 490 00:44:53,628 --> 00:44:55,062 Wow. 491 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:57,798 Yep. 492 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:02,203 Just need a signature here on the package 493 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:05,306 and I'll be on my way so... We don't have much time, 494 00:45:05,439 --> 00:45:07,208 so I'll brass tacks it. 495 00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,410 Probably wondering why you're holding a package 496 00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:13,047 addressed to here, but with your name on it. 497 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:15,149 Yeah. 498 00:45:15,684 --> 00:45:17,184 Coincidence? 499 00:45:17,686 --> 00:45:19,153 How did you know that's my name? 500 00:45:19,286 --> 00:45:23,257 Look in order to not disturb the space time continuum, 501 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:27,161 I need to be injected with your... with our DNA. 502 00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:30,665 Otherwise the chance the whole process fails, 503 00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:32,399 and then we're fucked. 504 00:45:32,534 --> 00:45:34,603 What are you talking about talking about? 505 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:40,374 I'm talking about the end la fin, vamoose, extinction 506 00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:42,109 in exactly 92 minutes 507 00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,546 and 46 seconds an asteroid is going to come down- 508 00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:45,879 Oh, I get it. 509 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:49,750 You're one of these crazy desert guys, huh? 510 00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:52,319 You talk to lizards and, 511 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,921 hang out in the sun. 512 00:45:54,054 --> 00:45:56,090 I don't have time to small talk with details. 513 00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:58,593 I'm you from the future and you're me from the past. 514 00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:04,666 And the only way to stop this thing is if you blast me with your DNA. 515 00:46:08,603 --> 00:46:12,072 What? Oh come on, you think it's funny? 516 00:46:12,206 --> 00:46:17,077 Well, it won't be so funny when we're tiny bits of ash. 517 00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,847 All right, let's let's play, pretend and say I believe you, 518 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:22,584 which I absolutely do not. 519 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:24,952 You expect me to do what just, 520 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:28,422 pull my hair out and give it to you. 521 00:46:30,257 --> 00:46:34,295 It's going to take more than that, buddy. 522 00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:37,865 Saliva. 523 00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:40,100 Close. 524 00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:45,439 Blood. 525 00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:47,308 Ooh, gross... 526 00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:49,577 But warmer. 527 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:54,749 I think you just, 528 00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:57,418 need the sign for the package sir. 529 00:46:57,552 --> 00:47:01,255 Well unfortunately I can't do that. 530 00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:04,892 Until you do what's necessary. 531 00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:09,463 Well... 532 00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:12,099 Kritika's policy you can just pick it up at the office. 533 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:13,233 Mmhmm. 534 00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:23,043 I ain't happy about it either, kid, 535 00:47:23,177 --> 00:47:28,516 but it's the only way to ensure the survival of mankind. 536 00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:45,499 Sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time. 537 00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:47,401 Not one fucking bar. 538 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,576 I'm you from the future. You're me from the past. 539 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:02,449 You're gonna be okay. 540 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,152 This... 541 00:48:07,121 --> 00:48:09,022 Come on, come on. 542 00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:14,161 It's unbelievable. Well, if that ain't fate. 543 00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:16,598 I don't know what to tell you. 544 00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:17,731 Well it's not. 545 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:19,634 It's not fate, it's illegal, 546 00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:22,837 you're kind of holding me captive here so... 547 00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:24,672 You think it was me. 548 00:48:25,272 --> 00:48:28,610 I've been here with you the whole time. 549 00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:30,277 Relax man. 550 00:48:31,078 --> 00:48:32,614 You hungry? 551 00:48:33,515 --> 00:48:34,582 No. 552 00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:36,885 How about a cold one? 553 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:38,553 No, I'm good. 554 00:49:00,675 --> 00:49:03,845 So what do you suggest that I do? 555 00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:05,847 I told you, man. 556 00:49:06,581 --> 00:49:08,148 Look, I know it's a lot to take in, 557 00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:09,551 but with all due respect, 558 00:49:09,684 --> 00:49:11,294 I'm the one that's going to have to take it. 559 00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:13,287 I'm not gonna fuck you, man. This is insane. 560 00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:15,255 Well unfortunately fucking me 561 00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:17,759 is the only way you're getting out of here. 562 00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:22,597 And if you don't, you ain't going to have much time to do anything. 563 00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,370 Oh yeah, it's the only way I'm getting out of here. Well watch this. 564 00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:31,438 Oh well you know it's a long walk from here what you plan on hitchhiking, ha! 565 00:49:31,573 --> 00:49:32,907 Good luck. 566 00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:36,711 This guy is fucking insane. 567 00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,613 He's a desert rat. 568 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:43,217 That's all he is just a fucking desert rat. 569 00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:45,319 Full of shit. 570 00:49:46,987 --> 00:49:51,626 His voice is fucking 2... 3 octaves higher than mine. 571 00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,299 Hey look, 572 00:49:59,701 --> 00:50:02,804 I know that seeing yourself living in shit like this 573 00:50:02,937 --> 00:50:07,074 isn't the picturesque life you imagine for yourself. 574 00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:09,878 But you know its got its perks, you know. 575 00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:12,012 You live a very full life. 576 00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:18,586 Sure, there's that little black tar heroin phase that eventually leads to most, 577 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,255 if not all, friends and family cutting you out completely. 578 00:50:21,388 --> 00:50:25,927 But you know, that's what 25 years of delivering packages does to a man. 579 00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:28,730 Can you just please shut up? 580 00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:30,264 Please. Sure. 581 00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:33,535 - Thank you. - Yeah, sure, no worries 582 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:36,804 Hey, you know we got a birthday coming up. 583 00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:38,706 That's exciting. 584 00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:44,712 How did you know that? I got a bottle of the good stuff in the Dome. 585 00:50:44,846 --> 00:50:48,048 We could, maybe do this thing black out. 586 00:50:48,181 --> 00:50:49,717 Nah I'm good man. 587 00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,862 I don't know how else to tell you that. Okay, alright. 588 00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:52,921 All right. 589 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,354 Hey look 590 00:50:54,722 --> 00:50:59,459 why don't we like I don't know ease into this thing. 591 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:04,933 I could start like nibbling at your neck, or something like that. 592 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,266 Stop please. 593 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,368 You're so fucking weird. 594 00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:11,005 Are you not reading my body language at like... 595 00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:12,674 Can you just shut the fuck up please? 596 00:51:12,807 --> 00:51:14,308 OK I got it. 597 00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:18,245 Why don't we go inside? It's kind of cold out here. 598 00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:20,815 I promise I ain't gonna do anything weird. 599 00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:23,651 Absolutely nothing weird. 600 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,589 Scouts honor. 601 00:51:31,325 --> 00:51:34,596 Come on, it's cold out here. 602 00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:43,037 You know how I know you're not me? 603 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,706 Your TV sucks. 604 00:51:45,773 --> 00:51:46,874 Hmm. 605 00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:50,778 This do anything for your big boy. 606 00:51:52,013 --> 00:51:54,348 Your... your nipples? 607 00:51:55,049 --> 00:51:56,751 No makes me feel, 608 00:51:57,652 --> 00:52:03,190 Pretty uncomfortable. Don't knock'em till you try-'em. 609 00:52:03,323 --> 00:52:06,628 I got a girl with perfect nipples. 610 00:52:07,528 --> 00:52:09,697 Waiting for me at home 611 00:52:09,831 --> 00:52:11,599 in a nice bed with, 612 00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,467 clean sheets. 613 00:52:13,601 --> 00:52:15,469 They're not always clean. 614 00:52:15,603 --> 00:52:18,271 What is that supposed to mean? 615 00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:21,609 Let's face it, you ain't Brad Pitt. 616 00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:24,078 She's a hot club girl. 617 00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,780 Tons of options. 618 00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:30,118 And that Armenian DJ that's always hanging around. 619 00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:34,822 He's a friend. Oh wake up man. 620 00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:38,926 Who's in your Christmas card last year? 621 00:52:39,694 --> 00:52:43,898 So she's she's cheating on me now. Is that what you're saying? 622 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:49,871 Why am I watching a children's show with a dirty bum, in a dome. 623 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:52,507 What am I even doing here. 624 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:56,209 Yep, I'm leaving can't do it. 625 00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:59,547 There he goes again, wait! 626 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:03,785 - What. - Open the package. 627 00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:08,355 - What? - The package you brought, open it. 628 00:53:08,790 --> 00:53:11,859 You need to see what's inside. 629 00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:07,414 There's no way. 630 00:54:11,384 --> 00:54:13,286 There's no way. 631 00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:16,758 Go fuck yourself. 632 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:23,497 Go fuck yourself. 633 00:54:28,401 --> 00:54:30,370 Go fuck yourself. 634 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:50,091 I'm you from the future and you're me from the past. 635 00:54:50,224 --> 00:54:55,328 I'm not gonna fuck you man. This is insane. 636 00:54:57,198 --> 00:54:59,100 Well, unfortunately fucking me 637 00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,501 is the only way you're getting out of here. 638 00:55:01,636 --> 00:55:07,575 And if you don't, you're not going to have much time to do anything. 639 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,721 Hey. 640 00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:23,724 Hey yourself. 641 00:55:29,664 --> 00:55:31,498 What are we doing? 642 00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:33,868 This is nuts. 643 00:55:35,169 --> 00:55:38,338 We're doing what's necessary. 644 00:55:50,685 --> 00:55:54,387 Let's bring this thing home, brother. 645 00:55:56,123 --> 00:55:57,390 Oh. 646 00:56:31,993 --> 00:56:33,160 1. 647 00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:34,695 2. 648 00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,264 3. 649 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,602 Fuck yes! 650 00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,070 Fuck yes. 651 00:57:10,064 --> 00:57:12,767 Meat lovers. 652 00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,473 Wild Bills! 653 00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,179 Pizza! 654 00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:11,892 Another day. 655 00:58:12,226 --> 00:58:14,228 Another cream pie. 656 00:58:25,973 --> 00:58:29,610 Let's make this more interesting. 657 00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:31,612 Yeah. 658 00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:54,869 Wow. 659 00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:57,905 Yep. 660 00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:38,913 Let's change subjects. 661 00:59:39,046 --> 00:59:40,748 This one starts on the other side of town 662 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:43,684 with a group of poker playing mobsters. 663 00:59:43,818 --> 00:59:47,621 Set up you've seen 1000 times before. 664 00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:49,757 Only this. 665 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,258 Has a twist. 666 01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:09,777 Oh, oh, oh I got one, I got a good one. 667 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,179 Why do Italian men grow mustaches? 668 01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,347 Uh. 669 01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:15,850 So they could look like their mother! 670 01:00:20,221 --> 01:00:23,290 Their mother! Their mother! 671 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,327 Hey! You know, Tony. 672 01:00:29,531 --> 01:00:31,265 I mean, I'd fuck your mother! 673 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:51,152 You want to fuck my mother? 674 01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:56,924 Tony it's just joke. 675 01:00:57,592 --> 01:01:01,362 Yeah, it's a goof. 676 01:01:13,274 --> 01:01:14,784 You son of a bitch, you just see your face. 677 01:01:14,808 --> 01:01:15,843 I got you. 678 01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:32,326 Oh my God, Tony! 679 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,028 Yeah man. 680 01:01:34,428 --> 01:01:36,397 Nearly shit myself. 681 01:01:36,598 --> 01:01:38,299 Almost shit my fucking pants. 682 01:01:39,967 --> 01:01:41,368 Oh my God Tony. 683 01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:45,372 Coulda given me a heart attack! 684 01:01:45,507 --> 01:01:46,675 Holy shit. 685 01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:47,841 Whoo. 686 01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:00,522 What the fuck!? 687 01:02:00,655 --> 01:02:02,356 You little shit. 688 01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,810 What are you guys doing?! 689 01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,715 Get in there. 690 01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:27,847 Come on, get in. 691 01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:53,173 Oh. 692 01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,579 Hey! 693 01:02:57,811 --> 01:02:59,046 Hey guys! 694 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,515 Tony! 695 01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:03,117 Tony! 696 01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:27,374 Get up, let's go. 697 01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:33,581 Get up. 698 01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:39,053 Hey! 699 01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:41,188 Carmine. 700 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:43,390 How you doing? 701 01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:45,426 Hey Carmine. 702 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,463 How you feeling you doing OK? Guys a... 703 01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,165 Fucking legend. 704 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:56,203 She giving you a grape juice every day? 705 01:03:57,371 --> 01:04:01,375 Drinks more juice than Sammy fucking Sosa. 706 01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:05,379 Hey ma, you remember Tutti, don't you? 707 01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:06,847 Yeah. 708 01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:09,183 Hi boys, Tutti. 709 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,987 Are you staying out of trouble? 710 01:04:14,121 --> 01:04:15,456 Wish we were. 711 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,891 Actually Tutti he said he wanted to fuck you Ma. 712 01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:20,094 Ain't that right? Tell her. 713 01:04:20,227 --> 01:04:23,397 Tony come on this is real fucked up. 714 01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:27,301 I'm going to get- You ain't going nowhere. 715 01:04:27,434 --> 01:04:30,070 Is that right Tutti? 716 01:04:30,204 --> 01:04:32,940 You wanna pound me Tutti? 717 01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:36,276 Ah don't be shy today, just about an hour ago 718 01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:37,945 you said that you wanted to fuck ma, 719 01:04:38,078 --> 01:04:39,947 pound the pussy and give it to a real good. 720 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,550 Come on, get in there, go fuck her. 721 01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:44,485 Come on Tutti don't embarrass me. 722 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,621 She hasn't been with a hog in a long time. 723 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,289 Get in there and pound that pussy and fuck her real good. 724 01:04:49,423 --> 01:04:52,025 Come on show her what you got. 725 01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:54,027 Come on, big shot. 726 01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:56,296 Why don't you come on in? 727 01:04:56,430 --> 01:04:59,933 Get this cream cheese factory going, huh? 728 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:02,169 Come on, come get it, 729 01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:06,407 I'm right here, big boy I'm waiting for ya. 730 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,545 Get up all in. 731 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:12,847 Come on Tutti. 732 01:05:17,819 --> 01:05:19,153 Balls. 733 01:05:19,888 --> 01:05:22,356 This is some fucked up shit. 734 01:05:22,489 --> 01:05:23,525 Shh. 735 01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,192 Come on big boy! 736 01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:28,195 Alright I'm gonna fuck you. 737 01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:29,396 Yeah! 738 01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:31,465 Yeah baby. 739 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,100 Yee haw, yee haw! 740 01:05:35,202 --> 01:05:36,905 Alright Tutti! 741 01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:39,306 Atta boy Tutti get in there! 742 01:05:51,553 --> 01:05:52,587 Mama. 743 01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:58,025 Getting full. I know this food is so good. 744 01:05:58,158 --> 01:06:00,562 - It's so good, it's amazing. - Right? This place is great. 745 01:06:00,695 --> 01:06:03,130 And I'm just gonna go ahead and say it right now. 746 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,332 This is going- Extremely well. 747 01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:07,602 - Yeah, yeah. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 748 01:06:07,735 --> 01:06:11,739 - I mean, it's we're finishing each other's- - Sentences. 749 01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:15,510 Come on with it, you're killing me. This is so good. 750 01:06:15,643 --> 01:06:17,779 I mean honestly, it's so hard to date here. 751 01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,079 Oh yeah. 752 01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,482 Last week I went on a date with... 753 01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:23,952 a blind guy. Ohh! A blind, really? 754 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:26,754 - It was a blind date literally yeah. - Literally. 755 01:06:26,888 --> 01:06:28,188 Yeah. 756 01:06:28,322 --> 01:06:30,266 I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with that, 757 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:33,761 but give a girl a heads up like tell me, your tell me you're blind. 758 01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:35,996 Could have shot you a text or something right? 759 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:37,799 - Yeah! - Yeah or... 760 01:06:38,065 --> 01:06:40,902 He couldn't. I don't know do blind people text I have no idea. 761 01:06:41,034 --> 01:06:42,469 God, I don't know. 762 01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:45,372 I've never thought of that. No idea how that works. 763 01:06:45,507 --> 01:06:49,176 Guess I'll never find out because I let him to go after the first date. 764 01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:50,612 Oh yeah, yeah, 765 01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,385 well, I guess he never saw it coming, huh? 766 01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:55,415 Right? 767 01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:57,952 God, you're so bad. 768 01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:03,290 All right, 769 01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:05,727 what's going on here? 770 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,395 Little bumpski. 771 01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:11,733 Yeah, OK, sure I like cocaine. 772 01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,513 - Alright she's a part girl, I guess. - Yeah, yeah, just be careful. 773 01:07:15,537 --> 01:07:18,438 Don't draw attention to it. 774 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,044 Oh well, that'll put hair on your chest. 775 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:26,617 - Sure will. - Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler. 776 01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:28,616 Aww... 777 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:31,786 You just snorted my dad's ashes. 778 01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:36,557 What? 779 01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:37,692 Mmmm. 780 01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:40,028 I said you just snorted my dad's ashes, 781 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,598 So that is what you said, right? I'm not... 782 01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:46,901 Is that the joke name you call cocaine, are you playing with me? 783 01:07:47,035 --> 01:07:48,736 No actual ashes. 784 01:07:50,404 --> 01:07:52,941 I got-'em from the crematorium. 785 01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:56,276 On Saint Clair Street. What the fuck are you talking about? 786 01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,712 Oh it's nothing. 787 01:07:57,845 --> 01:07:59,547 It's just that you snorted my dad's ashes. 788 01:07:59,681 --> 01:08:01,148 That's not nothing, sweetheart, 789 01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,618 that's your daddy in my throat right now. 790 01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:06,486 Dude, I feel that. Well that's so great. 791 01:08:06,621 --> 01:08:09,724 I'm so glad. It isn't that great. 792 01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,325 It sucks. 793 01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:13,393 You are so cute. 794 01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:16,296 Is your hair naturally curly? 795 01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:19,099 OK, you're a psycho, right? 796 01:08:19,701 --> 01:08:21,669 Psycho about you. 797 01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:23,270 Oh... 798 01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:24,739 That's so sweet. 799 01:08:24,872 --> 01:08:27,374 I can't wait for the rest of our ♪date♪. 800 01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:29,510 Yeah... Uh... 801 01:08:29,644 --> 01:08:32,112 Soon as we get that check! Yeah where is she? 802 01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:44,759 Ohh bowling could be fun. 803 01:08:44,892 --> 01:08:46,661 Oh my gosh, we could get ice cream 804 01:08:46,794 --> 01:08:49,831 Oh my gosh Oh my gosh I have to wake up early. 805 01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:51,465 I am remembering in the morning. 806 01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:53,635 - Oh no. - Got that old shift. 807 01:08:53,768 --> 01:08:55,937 Ugh, that's the worst. Yup. 808 01:08:56,070 --> 01:08:58,616 Well, maybe Saturday night we could do something if you're not doing anything. 809 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,207 Maybe you know gonna play by ear right? 810 01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:03,678 - Yeah. - Yeah, alright, alright. 811 01:09:04,545 --> 01:09:06,981 Bye, I'll see you later. 812 01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,583 Bye! 813 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,720 Excuse me, do you happen to have a bookmark? 814 01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:13,721 Yup. 815 01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:16,924 But my name's not Mark it's Sam. 816 01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:19,259 OK. 817 01:09:28,002 --> 01:09:29,369 You want your milk in the bag? 818 01:09:29,503 --> 01:09:31,171 No, I think the carton will be okay. 819 01:09:33,306 --> 01:09:39,312 Oh, I'm sorry, that was awful, bags great. 820 01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:43,851 Would you like to try our new "Java Rama" coffee fountain? 821 01:09:43,985 --> 01:09:45,787 It comes with five different bold flavors that 822 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,822 will make you start the day like a savage. 823 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:50,558 No, I think black's going to be okay, but don't worry, 824 01:09:50,692 --> 01:09:53,061 I'm not driving or anything. 825 01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:54,796 Oh I did it again. 826 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,875 What the fuck is this? 827 01:10:09,744 --> 01:10:11,211 Oh my... 828 01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,380 God! 829 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:23,191 Ohhh you're gonna be alright baby, you're gonna be okay. 830 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,860 Everything's cool. Get some Java going. 831 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:26,993 What don't. 832 01:10:39,841 --> 01:10:40,875 No, Sir, 833 01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:43,511 no sir, no sir. 834 01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:48,916 On your ass, buddy. 835 01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:50,818 Ohhh. 836 01:10:52,086 --> 01:10:54,889 So we are not going that fast not in this neighborhood. 837 01:10:55,022 --> 01:10:57,091 Not in this neighborhood. Are you kidding me? 838 01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:03,363 What is he doing? Hold up, I gotta film him. 839 01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:09,704 A little fast back there ay boys? 840 01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:10,837 Huh? 841 01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:11,872 Where's the fire? 842 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,742 He just, he stumbled! 843 01:11:17,712 --> 01:11:18,478 Hey. 844 01:11:18,613 --> 01:11:20,447 Tubby, what's up man? 845 01:11:20,581 --> 01:11:23,301 Hey smile for the camera! We were going a little faster for you there? 846 01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:27,922 - Dude, check this guy out. - There's kids around here. 847 01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:29,223 What's up man? Tubby. 848 01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:30,725 What's up? 849 01:11:30,892 --> 01:11:31,926 Hey! 850 01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:34,695 There's kids around here. 851 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,463 There's kids around. 852 01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:37,799 Oh! 853 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,035 Get up, there's kids around man. 854 01:11:41,169 --> 01:11:43,271 There's kids around. It's kinda weird though. 855 01:11:50,878 --> 01:11:54,649 You've reached Tina and Dad leave a message. 856 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:59,787 Hey, uh, look who's still not picking up. 857 01:12:00,922 --> 01:12:06,060 Really wish you would have told me about the side effects of this shit, hmm. 858 01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:08,062 Anyway, guess you found your fucking address. 859 01:12:08,196 --> 01:12:09,396 I'm on my way. 860 01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,835 Honey, I'm home. 861 01:13:05,418 --> 01:13:08,756 I look like Ben fucking Franklin. 862 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:07,782 Hey. 863 01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:10,450 What the fuck? 864 01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:12,452 Hmm. 865 01:14:17,591 --> 01:14:21,762 I think I just asked you a question, Missy. 866 01:14:25,433 --> 01:14:27,268 Daddy, you're home early. 867 01:14:27,401 --> 01:14:30,604 Yeah, well we finished up early wrapped up and the ball said- 868 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,575 My God help me please! 869 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,444 God it's hot here, you hot? 870 01:14:36,577 --> 01:14:38,956 How many times I'm going to say it don't touch the thermostat 871 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,282 we're not heating the whole neighborhood here, okay? 872 01:14:41,415 --> 01:14:42,883 Dad! 873 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:46,787 But I'm chilly! Hey there chilly, I'm dad. God, help me! 874 01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,560 You're so funny. 875 01:14:52,693 --> 01:14:55,196 You got to start answering some questions, OK? Cause I'm... 876 01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,999 You know, I've lost it fully and and I just would really like to 877 01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:02,169 counteract whatever the fuck's going on with me right now and. 878 01:15:02,303 --> 01:15:03,637 Oh. 879 01:15:07,308 --> 01:15:08,776 Go to your room. 880 01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:12,380 Now. 881 01:15:12,813 --> 01:15:13,914 Get to steppin' sister. 882 01:15:14,048 --> 01:15:15,616 I'm not playing with you this time. 883 01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:16,984 So unfair! 884 01:15:17,752 --> 01:15:19,920 I didn't do anything. 885 01:15:34,435 --> 01:15:36,237 Yeah, like that. 886 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,632 ♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪ 887 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,882 It's our song Daddy! 888 01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:24,852 Fuck this! 889 01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:34,095 ♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪ 890 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:03,984 Good God. 891 01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:11,560 Hey. 892 01:18:12,126 --> 01:18:14,461 Hey daddy! 893 01:18:14,663 --> 01:18:15,863 Hey. 894 01:18:16,263 --> 01:18:19,767 Nice set up y'all. I dig the titties. 895 01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:21,936 Thanks daddy. 896 01:18:22,069 --> 01:18:23,904 Let's get an apron on that boy. 897 01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:26,674 I like this one. 898 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,976 He's going to be good. 899 01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:20,695 That was fun. 900 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:23,931 ♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪